It looks cool, admittedly, but that just won't stand out on a shelf. Also, the orange on the Nintendo Network next to that blue... nah.

"Hey, let's make a microgame with that one terrible vacuum cleaner we made!"

That was fantastic.

But can it play Doom?

Minor correction- Emulators aren't illegal. ROMs are only illegal if they're of licensed games and you didn't dump it off your own cartridge/disc/etc.

This name is far superior.

It glows? That's a new one.

I love you.

That does look fun. Especially the terrorizing the drunks part.

Going in, I was expecting it to be stupid. I was not prepared.

Every once in a while I'll see a small group of unicyclists ride by. It's quite charming, really.

No news on battery life and people are already complaining about it. Psch... seriously, what makes you think Microsoft isn't capable of coming up with a decent battery? Given, battery life for tablets has been a bit lackluster for some, but we're looking at *Microsoft* here. They have the funds to make that happen.…

Perhaps they have a time machine as well and these become regular eyewear in the future. Or maybe that's just marketing bullshit.

That sounds pretty sweet! Now that we know we have pressure sensitivity as well, this is definitely looking like I won't even need the Bamboo. To think I might be able to draw on a tablet computer and actually have good results... and with Photoshop, at that! I probably shouldn't be getting TOO hyped up at this point…

How didn't anyone think of that cover before now? It's genius! If the price is right, and battery isn't shit, I'm buying. Even if the stylus is as bad as Apple's, it looks like I'll be able to hook up my Bamboo with that USB slot.

Thank you! More functionality and compatibility is BETTER, Biddle! BETTER! If you don't like it, don't use it.

A lot of this is probably just like when universities were grabbing .xxx urls. It's so that nobody else can grab them and use them for nefarious purposes. It's probably for the best, really. (Just imagine all the spam sites- gooddeals.apple, free.android, etc.).

www.www.www, anyone?

Or just .tumblr. Problem is, each tumblr, if they used that, would be considered a separate site they would have to host, rather than a subsection.

It's pretty cute. Mostly useless and stupidly expensive, but cute.