The smartest thing he could possibly do, keep his head down and his mouth shut.

Look at the Press Corps, FINALLY getting some spine and teaming up to give Suckabee a fight...like they should have been doing way back when Spicy Spicer was wrecking shop with his flim flam fuckery.  ABOUT TIME!

A good part of the next phase has to be in terms of in-store representation and a commitment to better fabrics. I’m tired of buying pants and needing to contemplate recycling options due to unfortunate wear.

Don't be. These racists gotta learn somehow. Unfortunately it's not 100% foolproof. Just take a look at this administration.

That actually does sound like a mental or emotional problem.

Part of me is proud she is fighting the good fight; part of me cringes at her “thank God for abortions” and “have 20 abortions...we’ll throw a party”. No one person has the same experience when they have an abortion, but mine was not a party. It was relief, yes, but also pain and regret and naivity. Regret that I…

You should have one of those voice mail messages where you say “Hello” and it sounds like you’re on the other end. Then about 10-15 seconds in say they need to speak up because you have a bad connection and then do it again after 10 seconds and, after another 20 seconds by which point they should be screaming…

We’re just ordinary people/we don’t know which way to go

This is really dark of me but part of me thinks that particularly “popular” celebrities who have unprotected sex do it because:

Is he really a single father though if he’s only seen the kid once? (Answer: NO)

None of the songs are that good. The album is only worth it if you’re interested in the tea.

Well congrats but wow. Do people just not care about catching STDs??? How do you raw dog a stranger? 

Please!!! I guarantee if he had a child by a socially acceptable woman he would have broadcasted his child existence across the universe.

“By the way, and if [Hillary Clinton] gets to pick —if she gets to pick her judges, nothing you can do, folks. Although the Second Amendment people, maybe there is, I don’t know.”
- Donald J Trump 9 aug 2016

Be careful what you wish for, Donny

“Rasium.” Lord. If they’re supposed to be the master race, they could at least learn to spell.

To all the Bernie Bros and Bots that told me the “the Supreme Court doesn’t matter” in 2016, I say Fuck You.

I hope Susan Sarandon drives off a cliff for real

Fuck everyone who didn’t vote for Clinton and fuck everyone who called women single issue voters.