GREEN LIGHT GO!

T-1. Superb

Politics as usual, then?

Neutral- Volvo please let me help you make a commercial. I already have the script written! (I wrote this on Oppo awhile back, re-post for your enjoyment)

Unreliable and unpredictable racing!

Force India's Formula 1 car. The VJM01 from 2008 was a dog of a car... basically, remnants from the previous year's Spyker car. The Force India cars were almost always the last two places on the grid.

Oh, these are all very straightforward:

One minute you're sitting on the can, the next you're in a car factory with your pants down. Just try to look calm.

So it's a Japanese company started in America based in China run by a German and has a British spokesperson, oh yeah a the CEO of their parent company is French.

There is something so stately about the E63 AMG wagon. It may not truly be the best but it's by far my favorite.

I don't get it... THIS is how everybody drives in Italy.

Planking, circa 1927.

There's your problem!

"Ah, here's my contact lens!"

In pre-soviet Russia, Motorcycle ride you!

Oh come on, somebody had to say it.

"Eef you do not pass carefully on ze Autobahn you vill be schmooshed..like zees!"

Google Mole, because Google Glass looks nerdy.

Whoa, wait a minute, you're from Edmonton?? I wonder how many other jalops on this site are from Edmonton.