While I can agree that this looks fun, and at the time it was a 21 year old hundred dollar Cadillac, it still makes me sad. There are a lot of beaters you can do this to. It doesn't have to be a nice four door hard top Caddy that could have been pretty dependable for a while. Buzzkill I know, but I have a soft spot…

Rock crawling in Utah, Crown Victoria style.

The cop was later asked to write an essay on exemplary policing for the Washington Post.

Legend had it, that a man named DeMuro lurks around his local Land Rover dealership. Car Max warranty papers in hand, he anxiously awaits the failure of his airbag systems.

So mother in law in the passenger seat and hope for the best...

I expected the Rockies to be a little more rocky than this. That John Denver is full of SHIT!

If you're gonna blow that much money, at least do it in style. ICON FJ

You really think its coincidence the one celebrity on the track, with a matching ego, happened to drift up into the kid and rev his engine and spin his tires at the perfect moment? Extremely unlikely. And while the obviousness of what I'm saying may not hold up in court, it sure does hold up in real life. Admit it,…

Sounds like every Dodge dealership I've ever seen. Work down the street from one and we get the people who leave there pissed off and half the time we find the dealership ran their credit 8-10 times just to fuck them over. A guy I worked with used to work there was telling me about how in the back office paperwork…

It took two small miracles in week 17 last year to give the Chargers a chance at a playoff spot. All they had to do was beat the Chiefs. They promptly spent 58 minutes getting choke slammed by Knile Davis and Chase Daniel. Chase fuckin Daniel. It took a Ryan Succop shank to get this team into the playoffs and we…

I moved to Southern California 12 years ago from back East. After this many years, the constantly nice weather still has a mood-enhancing quality that makes it almost impossible to feel stress. It's like being on vacation every weekend.

The team drafted a corner in the first round and picked up a Pro Bowl corner (Who shares a name with the guy who performs a song written for TNT's NCAA tournament coverage, of all things) in free agency. Yet, somehow, neither of these two are locked starters yet, and a fifth round draft pick from last year who didn't…

'Stucco neck'? Holy shit that's god damn GOLD!

It's weird. I'm a 36 year old P.I. lawyer married with kids and Rico's description of San Diego really made me want to move there.

Is there anything better than a fast sedan?

M12 Light Transport. AKA Warthog. With the hydrogen fuel cell. Yes reproductions have been made. But do they have a fuel cell or 30mm chain gun, gauss cannon, or rocket launcher? Plus it can into rally car (races in Halo).

You forgot Step 4: Cry when something breaks and leaves you with the S8's repair bill

"...faster and lighter than a crown vic."

Ironic that, without the ACLU, you might not be legally allowed to slander them on the Internet.