You don't like $kaykog? Hand over the Jalopcard.

Holy crap, these are brilliant.

Any panther platform car IMO. I'm 6ft 5in 190lbs and I daily drove my 2004 marauder for 5 years. Most panther owners are either tall, fat, or both so it works out rather well. Especially because the panther is one of the last cars you can get with a bench seat. One of my good friends is 6ft 7in and he DD's a 2003…

Excuse me, while I whip this out.

Talk about low no hanging fruit.

Where have I seen this profile before:

"Excessive"? I think you mean "insufficient." I thought Cadillacs were supposed to be hi-tech. Where's the heater to keep your hot drinks hot? Where's the cooler for your cold drinks? Where's the ice cube dispenser? Where's the automatic straw that rises up like a snake-charmer's snake and follows your voice so…

I wish my closet were big enough to do this. It's tough when it's only two feet deep though. I just stuck a small dresser underneath the rod and called it a day.

Arrrgg I know it's not a road car, but 787B!!!

IIRC, many restaurants have a centralized extinguishing system. Also, hand-held extinguishers available probably aren't rated for automotive fires.

You own an H3? I'm so sorry.

So that's what Rust was doing with those cans. Just wanted to make popcorn.

...the service experience...?

Ford GTX1.

mclaren f1... 'cause you know, you can have two girls behind you or a mix if you roll like that.

Anything with this logo on it...

Pray? To whom, the same asshole God of yours that allowed them all to die?
If it was his "will" that they perished and that he works in "mysterious ways", that we can't possibly comprehend, then I hope he at least can understand my will for him to go fuck himself.

I was gonna drive my car, but then I got high; I was gonna go real far, but then I got high. Now I'm in arraignment, and I know why. Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high. On quack.

Since when does Illinois have points? I've gotten all sorts of tickets and never heard anything about a point system. Also, I don't see anything about it on the Illinois DMV site, except for calculating the severity of suspensions.