I'd start by cutting this lump of assholes off and shipping them back to Europe. :)

You don't like $kaykog? Hand over the Jalopcard.

Holy crap, these are brilliant.

Any panther platform car IMO. I'm 6ft 5in 190lbs and I daily drove my 2004 marauder for 5 years. Most panther owners are either tall, fat, or both so it works out rather well. Especially because the panther is one of the last cars you can get with a bench seat. One of my good friends is 6ft 7in and he DD's a 2003…

Put jack black in if you want the movie to be mediocre at best.

Excuse me, while I whip this out.

Talk about low no hanging fruit.

Where have I seen this profile before:

"Excessive"? I think you mean "insufficient." I thought Cadillacs were supposed to be hi-tech. Where's the heater to keep your hot drinks hot? Where's the cooler for your cold drinks? Where's the ice cube dispenser? Where's the automatic straw that rises up like a snake-charmer's snake and follows your voice so…

Upon landing, I hope they offered complementary pants to all of the passengers...

I wish my closet were big enough to do this. It's tough when it's only two feet deep though. I just stuck a small dresser underneath the rod and called it a day.

Arrrgg I know it's not a road car, but 787B!!!

IIRC, many restaurants have a centralized extinguishing system. Also, hand-held extinguishers available probably aren't rated for automotive fires.

I love seeing how the government wastes your money. The really sad thing is that these invoices are not even a drop in the bucket. The waste is WAY WAY more than that.

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Whereas, in your red state utopia, this treatment would be reserved for anyone earning less than $100,000 a year, or who is vaguely brownish in color.

Of course that's too cheap and practical for hipsters.

Shouldn't there be a camera in the reflection of his mask?