So Ferrari will buy it and sell it for 6x the price.

One local used car dealer says "we will walk your dog or take your daughter to the big dance, if you give us a chance." Yea, car salesmen are that shady.

You must have never been to the midwest.

Look at reviews of the insurance company too though. When Travelers might be cheaper, they could deny simple claims, drop you totally for making a claim etc. Sometimes you get what you pay for, and USAA seems to always be the best.

And you make all the cuts hoping the room is square.....

Can I do a half assed burn out in my 90 Mercury station wagon and get on Jalop?

No need to do any conversion, these things will run on anything. And they will go fast enough to scare the shit out of you, in nearly any terrain.

So if they had hit the ducks, the bike would have been layed down, and I am guessing a similar outcome to the riders.

I never knew they auctioned these off. That would make a kick ass fishing/camping truck.

It is almost perfect.

1. Buy Humvee,

Sounds a lot nicer and more friendly than the typical gun shots that you hear when cops pull people over in the States.

Mazda 787B, Ford GT40, and any Group B Rally car. In no particular order.

Not as good as Wrangler Ramrod, which is a name in the credits of The Princess Bride.

I need one, or two.

And I just bought a 90 Mercury wagon.....

Yes, the law is stupid, but the owner did something illegal in swapping a vin.

Ill keep my Colony Park wagon. And save a ton of zeros.

My wife just bought a 2012 Focus. I showed her this and asked if its too soon to sell her car.

Sitting in a 1950s car when its raining is sublime.