If you’re going to shit on an underdog’s 21-point comeback capped by a buzzer beater, then you’re actively trying not to enjoy these play-offs. I mean, I understand they’ve been mostly butt, but come on.

Can’t wait for the impending Burneko take on how it’s unjust to punish someone who attacked another player after running into a hard pick like a deer in traffic

Hot take: Shove taking place within the context of a basketball play where the shover gets called for a foul for said act, is fine. Shove taking place after the whistle, where the shover gets a running start to exact revenge for a harder than necessary foul that was already penalized within the rules of the game, is…

This is a legitimately terrible write up.

Holy fuck is this a dumb take

This is homerism at it’s finest. Bill Simmons would be jealous, Burneko!

Maurice Clarett is an example of why you don’t do this.

All I can think to myself is how incredibly excited Lonzo would be to sign a shoe deal with Nike or Adidas. That’s every young basketball player’s dream.

I mean, you hate to say it, but the Patriots aren’t exactly in the wrong here. Pretty sloppy work by the NYT. Giving ammo to Trump/the right with these kind of unforced errors is bad optics.

Gee, maybe not caring about their seed should’ve occured about two months and 1000 LeBron minutes ago.

Fine, you are obsessed with people that are obsessed by Brady.

Man, you guys are obsessed with Brady

Jeremy Jacobs 100 percent gave the OK on this just to save a couple hundred thousand dollars.

Yup, because no one in Boston likes David Ortiz at all...

Pats “got caught cheating” the same way Hillary “got caught” murdering diplomats in Benghazi. That’s why we call it Ballghazi.

Go fuck myself? *Jerks off to the Superbowl highlights* drew, shoulda thought that through more!

The tears on this website might be a close second. It’s a fucking football game, not a metaphor for the country.

Say what you want about Bill Simmons, but he is at least out there trying to create (relatively) independent worthwhile content. I love Deadspin, but its fascination with shitting on Bill Simmons is off-putting.

Yet you demand Brady “spew” his because you want to criticize him.

Tom Brady doesn’t owe anyone an explanation. You’re a big boy too!