True story about Steve Martin: http://ew.com/article/2009/03/14/steve-martin-fi/

Don’t worry everyone… I got this.

Yeah no shit. Jesuits question everything. A Jesuit priest developed the Big Bang Theory. And my favorite Jewish philosopher, Maimonides, wrote some of the most introspective religious or non-religious works ever. In his Guide to the Perplexed, he basically outlined how the only real form of worship is total abject…

Alright, this is even cuter than the guy who was wheeling a little baby in a stroller and singing a song, softly to him. Baby was falling asleep and there I was at the light trying to place this lullaby this middle aged man was singing.

Trying to think of a context in which “do you know who I am?” would be appropriate and I’m hard pressed. Maybe when your spouse just wakes up from a ten year coma?

I had an idea that they should offer medical procedures in flight, so that when you fly from ...say from Atlanta to London...by the time you land and wake up you’ve had your teeth cleaned, your annual gyno exam and a colonoscopy!

I think we can all agree that this is an instance where dealing with the guy with extreme force was perfectly justified. I’m guessing ‘road rage.

She never had a chance; her name is Makenna.

I am so sorry for your loss. And I hope you know that this internet stranger is grateful that your daughter was blessed with wonderful parents.

Look at the difference between the Pope’s tweet and Dump’s. The Pope simply seems to be trying to extend compassion to two people in unbearable pain, saying it’s understandable that they can’t bear the idea of letting go and fear the crushing guilt that might follow his passing if they didn’t “try everything”.

I have a pretty good idea what you went through. My children and I had to make a similar decision about their mother/my wife last year. It was heart wrenching. But one of the things we discussed was not only her quality of life but ours. While that may sound selfish to some, not considering it is remarkably naive.

Thank you! We got lucky, We got all of those. I’m afraid my broken heart has been overcompensating and this boy is on the brink of spoiled rotten. (Also, he likes food)

Should I be offended the stink-butts and wiggle-butts don’t make a mention?

Sounds awesome as-is! Would a few dinosaurs tie it all together?

Tourism to the U.S. in general has dropped 16% since trump took office.

I bet Canadians are not alone in skipping out on coming to America port-Trump.

There should be an award given for the most out of touch op-ed written by a sad, out of touch old asshole.

There are high school students for whom applying to community college is practically impossible.

Yes. He was protesting respectfully, and then went out of his way to find an even more respectful way to protest. He was very classy about the whole thing. I think that’s one of the reasons so many people are confused and don’t know how to properly react, so they just go with ignorant hatred. It’s a very popular…

I’m with you. I wish people on the left would stop bringing up the people who burned\lynched effigies of Obama. That shit was horrific, but unless you specifically say “I was against it when it was done to Obama, and I’m just as against it now,” it sounds like people are trying to excuse Griffin by pointing out an…