SCCA

Cadillac. They have all of the excitement, all of the press, and have been delivering on all fronts.

@patman: Hey, it works. Terrible or not, thousands more people know about those businesses now because of their dumba$$ commercials. haha

@patman: If you see a lowered maroon '93 Chevy truck with 20's, it's probably me. Haha, you seen the Acker appliance one?

Hahaha, this is great. I live in Tuscaloosa (Northport's big sister) and have seen this commercial every day for the past year. Dumb? Yes. Catchy? Yes. I have the entire song memorized. Don't you judge me.

You mean people still watch NASCAR?

Seems a bit "loud". Well, maybe "a bit" underestimates it.

Lots of cool little things like this are available for separating your fob/ignition key from you janitor-sized ring.

Nipple.

Hahaha, nice.

Belly button-esque, or not, there's hardly a respectable argument against the SBC.

Corvette.

Maybe not the most legendary, but the Nissan L series definitely deserves honorable mention.

"More money than brains" takes on a whole new meaning. Fittingly, it didn't require THAT much money, either.

@twitchykun(level 50 Jalop-Knight): You must have worked on all new cars with no corrosion.....

@twitchykun(level 50 Jalop-Knight): Obviously, you don't work at a parts store and change about 20-25 batteries in an average week. lol Were there any particular brands you were thinking of?

Good ole Mercedes hoods that open up to a full 90 degrees (vertical). You could swap engines without ever taking the hood off.

Who pays $160K for a car that can't even afford a garage to keep it in?

96%! lawl

@zeeboid: Oh, ye of little faith. Give it time. Maybe they'll even throw in some zipties and shorty accelerator pedals. Pimp.