You’re only supposed to set your clock forward one hour, friend.

That’s not a collection. Not a proper one, anyway. What it is is much, much darker.

I'm not sure what happened here, all I know is this is going to cost Germany a damned fortune.

this is a post I made on facebook almost two years ago

There’s a level on which my favorite part of this is the official press release containing the sentence “We are not screwing around, Philly.”