That’s waaaaay to much money for a Hyundai.

As long as he doesn’t get to Houston in time to ruin my commute home, he’s fine.

Anything you receive in the mail that has “Presorted Standard” in the stamp area is junk. Discard it immediately.

....oak tree you’re in my way.

You know the easiest way to tell someone is an engineer? They will tell you

“Hey, that’s awesome! Congr...”

Keeping a hooker quiet.

“Good morning. In less than an hour, aircraftJalops from here will join others from around the world. And you will be launching the largest aerialautomotive battle in the history of manracekind.

This man was pictured leaving the scene of the crash

ADHESIVE FENDER VENTS CAN’T MELT STEEL BEAMS

Great, another Pep Boys truther.

Like I said yesterday, I don’t get buying Pep Boys. I’d think most home auto mechanics would either 1) buy parts online where they’re cheaper or 2) go to the dealer where the parts are OEM spec and hard to find.

Pathfinder, Murano, Rogue, Juke. Yeah. I see that gaping hole that Nissan needs to fill with yet ANOTHER fucking crossover...

You just know that he beat on it.