This is why Eternals excels as a film. Because at the end they have to fight a half-birthed baby. 

I wouldn’t let me kids watch it today, and not because of assault, but because it’s become increasingly less funny and more risque.

He probably watched the news 2016-2020 and realized if he does as much illegal shit as he can they’ll be too confused to arrest him.

 "Scent of the motherbox" sounds like the tag line for a truly disturbing cologne commercial starring Buster Bluth. 

Bonesaw’s Force Ghost or we riot.

I heard Hooch is crazy...

Filming Dragnet was probably enjoyable depending on your tolerance for Dan Ackroyd. And filming Turner & Hooch depending on your tolerance for dog slobber. So, same thing really 

I will forever defend the Columbus movies. They’re faithful adaptations that don’t do much more (partially because the kid actors just haven’t come into their own, and also because the source material hadn’t yet matured past basic kid’s fantasy as well), but the thing they do that the back half of the film series just…

Nothing like strip mining old content for a “new” article for those sweet, sweet clicks.

Yes. YES! DonBoy2 gets it! 

the two Avengers back on Earth that he forgot about

Whatever my disappointment with the show, pales in comparison to my disappointment with the quality of these reviews. The lack of comprehension and understanding is just pathetic, and makes reading them a chore.

Fire this fuckwit already.

A View to a Kill legitimately rules. Awesome villains, awesome theme song, awesome action sequences, Roger Moore was too old but he was the only Bond actor who didn’t seem like he was phoning it in for his final couple Bond movies, he was having as much fun as he was in the early 70s.

I like Last Week Tonight but it doesn't need to win every year. During this past year especially during election time I turned to Colbert, Meyers and Noah on YouTube. 

Keri Russell is the one that hurts. Particularly for the Americans’ last season, which was just a magnetic performance where you just felt trapped in the paranoia of her character’s life. I haven’t caught up with the Crown yet, but Claire Foy better melt the damn screen to have denied that woman her Emmy.

Andre Baugher for Brooklyn Nine-Nine.

I love love love love that when the last robber gets shot and presumably killed outside the casino it is to the strings of “Take My Breath Away”.

Assuming that she needed to warm her eggs in a hot spring to keep them warm, how the hell did she imagine that there was a hot spring somewhere yards away from the ship with no clear view of such a spring on an ice planet she had never been to or that leaving the ship to go have a soak was a safe thing to do in the…

Arrival and Interstellar are a bit different, since they’re actually movies about parents, with the parents as main characters, so being part of that group will change things for you fundamentally. With this movie, I don’t think you need to be a parent to experience it, but being a parent makes things hit home in a…