Putting this out here:

That has actually happened before.

The Advanced Warfare weapons take the concept of modular to their most extreme. It can be pretty silly, and they look like hunks of junk when stripped down, too.

You say that like it's a bad thing!

Whelp, guess I have to play it all over again! Bayonetta can wait, HERE I COME MY STUDLY QUNARI!

Damn the right-hand, and their scissors!

I disagree, but solely because I always felt it was comfortable to switch my hands from center-and-right-stick to center-and-left-stick.

Being a southpaw, I had to learn to use controllers that at once played to my natural inclinations (controlling character motion through my left thumb) and spat on them (controlling…

Bad Dudes wins again. It's like I never left.

He's famous because he entertains millions of people.

Dark Souls 2.

Rough passive aggressive post brah.

Thank goodness for Beth Gaga Shaggy

90% of ME3 is really, really good.

Those are some good reactions to have to a work of art. Bonus points for playing it with the Punch-Out music in the background.

What interests me is the new Warchiefs. Yay Uruks riding monsters!

This is like that time I didn't shoot that black guy.

The difference being the "targets" in this game beg for their lives; they whimper, they plead, and they wet themselves—much the same way the average human being would if targeted for a random (and likely extremely painful) slaying.

The sort of player who could walk up to such a character, entirely unprovoked, and…

If you're complaining about relationships being gamified, then this particular instance is a poor example. That would imply that the entire story of Josephine's romance was designed and created for the purpose of rewarding you with a trophy, which is clearly not the case. What this trophy amounts to is a token of…