Good for you. I say that with zero snark, I mean it.

mmkay.

Yeah, not the point I was making, but okay.

Good, that was my plan all along.

Yup this confirms it, after this next MGS I’m done with the company for the foreseeable future.

I bought it last night, and after fiddling with the .ini and ~2 minutes with a hex editor it plays just fine in 1080. I’m using an R9 280x GPU. The only problem is menu mouse sensitivity is insanely high, gameplay is just fine though. So maybe give it another shot?

Not even my glasses are that rosy.

I thought those were N64 controllers. Haven’t seen one in at least 11 years though.

Those God damned chicken narks ruined so many early Riverwood capers.

“I wanna be a writer, dad!”

How likely are any of them to go off? Assuming they weren’t complete duds to begin with. It’s been about 70 years now, I’d hope the chances are miniscule.

Uhhh yeah, me neither.

Mine rarely involve anything other than simple paralysis, but unlike most people this is made worse by my extreme phobia of being unable to move my upper body. Not sure if there’s a name for it, maybe related to claustrophobia? It doesn’t take much to set it off, around age 9-10 a kid once came up behind me and put me…

Oh good, they’re haunted.

Glorifying child abuse?

If you made the pizza for fun and not for profit in the first place? Yeah, how it works.

Good luck.

Spot on.

Ha! I was being sarcastic about you being sarcastic. I got you.

Sarcasm? Please tell me you’re being facetious.