You think that's bad? Wait until you see the U-235 players blow up.

"The religion of peace."

Note to self: don't ask Greg Anthony for contact info

He's in luck! Maricopa County's tent city jail has some lovely ladies just waiting for someone like Mr. Sapp.

I thought Sapp was bankrupt, how's he got money for hookers?

That is unacceptable behavior from an NFL Network analyst. Keep that stuff on the ESPN payroll where it belongs.

Naked ass Cowboy looking for some snow? That was just Charles Haley in the 90s.

Meanwhile, Julian Edelman, just back from a three-hour jog in the rain, has poured himself a bowl of gravel to enjoy in his empty kitchen.

Russell Wilson heard that he had the opportunity to dance onstage with Flo Rida, but he decided to pass.

+1 degree of consanguinity

That's so sweet

Well played.

JF: "Hi my name is Johnny, uh, Football and I'm ..."

[crumples up draft piece on Manziel's inspiring sobriety]

It is really impossible to believe that Dan Snyder didn't trade up to draft Manziel.

Like any good drunk, he waited till the day AFTER the Super Bowl to do this.

"I think we have people that have uncompromising integrity."

"Suspending Josh Gordon for having a beer brings me no pleasure."

Hard to tell what was more boring Goodell presser or this long whining article. Amazing what bitches all media is at this point.