When you were a kid I’m sure your parents felt the same way about all the Bobby Rydell and Paul Anka posters on your walls. Circle of life...

the Taysom Hill story!

Check his voicemail 

“On second thought, no, he really did die. And we killed him!”

They don’t want to be in power, just in office. Being in power is the nightmare scenario for a lot of Democrats. They have to work and make changes, and risk ticking off donors if they do. They don’t want to do that. The goal of most Democrat officials is to sit in an office, be given money, and when asked to do…

Peloton just can’t catch a break.

Good.

When the letter writer was asked what happened to their hand, they replied “Some kind of boaking accident.”

Congress needs to get its act together and codify Roe. Without that, it is highly likely The Supreme Court will decide to make this a State’s Rights issue and we see where that is headed.

The thing a lot of writers don’t get is that references alone aren’t jokes. It the same reason so much of the political humor on SNL is so painful — just mentioning one thing or another about Trump or Biden isn’t humor, it’s the opposite of it. All of the usual requirements of humor are still there — originality,…

“A study from 1992 found that 40% of police officers are domestic abusers.”

I think everyone has had enough of “cancel culture” and the stupidity of amateurs “demanding” anything. I’m also tired of anti-cop attitudes and b-s and what I usually tell people who complain about the police is, “Come back from the dead and solve your own fu@#&!ing homicide.” The fake statistic about 40% of cops…

Yeah, if this isn’t a prime example of the progressive circular firing squad I don’t know what is.

“Sometimes progressive activists make the perfect the enemy of the good. Often, actually.”

Fuck that. I taught on a rural reservation. I had a student who had been raped repeatedly by her older brother. She told me that the only thing that made her feel like she wasn’t alone was watching reruns of SVU. Sometimes progressive activists make the perfect the enemy of the good. Often, actually.

I showed this to my son and he was immediately enthralled with the humor. This was one of the greatest under the radar movies ever. KFBR392

Classic MacGruber.

Really having a hard time with Philipe saying “Calvary” instead of “Cavalry.” It’s not easy out here for us pedantic fussbudgets.

People don’t get that MacGruber was one of the most important films ever made. I mean, they just don’t get it man.

Well, maybe he was just being silly, but Suzy is gonna fuckin’ kill him if he keeps it up!