“Gemma Chan’s Sersi is able to change inanimate objects into other inanimate objects, but God forbid she alter her facial expression.”

I hate Johnny Oleksinski as much as the next guy (and have more reason to, since I actually know him), but I just read his review for the Post and can’t find anything that says what you just said. Please elaborate.

Oh snap!  What a wicked burn there chooch!  

Sorry, but Hannah Gadsby is not very funny. She has her moments (not many), but if you want to see a funny comic watch Wanda Sykes, Margaret Cho, Tig Notaro or Ali Wong for a few examples.

Your double negative in your first sentence actually means Dave does think Hannah Gadsby is funny. He doesn’t because she isn’t. At best she’s mildly amusing.

Let ‘em know what they’re in for?

Oh Christ, nobody tell Laserface. I was having a calm day so far.

Insurance and legal costs alone are likely to prevent the movie from ever being finished (not to mention how much trouble they’re likely to have finding qualified crew willing to work on the set).

I read this comment in Bob Einstein’s voice, friggen hilarious.

A perfectly cromulent choice in my book. I would submit that Pinhead isn’t a slasher at all. For at leas the first two movies, he isn’t even the villain. And “Hellraiser” is a terrific movie, sure, but it never matches the queasy intensity of TCSM.

Or, you know, maybe Dave does think Hannah is funny and believes her audience does find her funny. Just maybe that was just what a comedian does as a way to say, “no thanks”?

Maybe there are diverse thoughts across the world that do not align with your own. Hmm, maybe just move on and not contribute to their body of…

I love watching all the people get triggered by Dave Chappelle. Like this article for example.  

‘Chappelle has, via Instagram, “jokingly” offered to meet with those who have lost their livelihoods for publicly finding him unfunny’

“Getting notifications when you reply to my comments” is not normally how one defines “stalking,” but I can emphasize with the need to interpret the world in the way that reinforces one’s sense of self. That said - you ARE important, and so much more than a “rando woman”. Don’t undersell yourself!

What an interesting assumption; it does cast what you see as a likely motivation in a new light. Is your frustration from being unable to sleep with John Mulaney so strong that it leads you to lash out at the woman who is?

Are you going to be ok?

It’s “prostate” cancer.

Please Excuse My Dear (step) Aunt Sally

Best Farrelly Brothers
Kingpin. Hands down.

Looks like
the Farrelly's munsoned it there for awhile.