This is called being conditioned for outrage.

It’s just a knee-jerk thing in their articles.

“They would then grab our bare knees before getting an answer and squeeze until we squealed with involuntary laugher, allowing themselves to pretend the child was enjoying the assault on her bodily autonomy.”

I’d love to see this, but I’m troubled by the disturbing, unbridled violence of the tickling and stand-up comedy.

Try again, squirt

“Will I lose my job if everyone is not vaccinated on my show? Yes. Yes I could.”

Yes, yes, she’s just a truly horrible and despicable person.

It’s just a quote from Kill Bill. Woke soldiers may stand down.

No comments on your hair? Really?

Wait, she’s working with Lena Dunham? Why aren't we canceling this despicable bigot like yesterday?

I didn’t do fuckin’ shit!

Agreed on Heidi. She’s magnetic in her ability to sink into the quirky millennial thing. Really, really easy on the eyes too.

Much as I appreciate Beck, he swings and misses a lot more than the “glue guys” of the past. Only about 50% of the Beck ‘n Kyle stylings really do it for me. “Holes,” for example, was an embarrassing misfire I can’t shake when I think about Beck’s humor.

This family of sites right here is dedicated almost exclusively to snark. Mocking shitty movies, mocking shitty music, calling out morons on The Bachelorette, etc. It’s pure, uncut snark here, day in, day out.

WHY DO YOU HATE MINORITIES DOUBLE HITLER?????

Yes, but now every story is expected to tell every story.

Good on you Jezebel, always fighting the good, relevant fight.

I started Detroiters once but got distracted and didn’t finish.

“If Katie had to work with him again tomorrow she would do it no problem.”

No, she didn’t, she wondered it aloud as a possibility.