That perception, plus their mysteriously sudden, one-time use of the photo.

Then the question would be, "Why do you watch this fake shit?"

So you want sheer, unadulterated bullshit from your interviewees? You want them to lie through their teeth when asked their opinion? Then what is the point of interviewing him?

You people are truly going to BUY graham crackers you weren't normally going to buy, for the sole purpose of supporting Honey Maid financially?

The "icky public restroom factor" may be a big deal for a newborn with no fucking immune system. Not to mention, the mother didn't know/care who may have stumbled into this piss-stall and carried away the baby. A wonderful mother? A sadistic nutjob? A human trafficker? Who knows? Not my problem!!

I had no idea what cancer was until I starting seeing all of these cocks. See: breast cancer and pink cleats.

There is no typo that can't fascinate these writers.

With hitters the caliber of Jim Thome and Manny Ramirez batting sixth and seventh, will we ever see another line-up, as you once said, "dish out lumps" like the '95 Indians ever again? I don't think we're going to see that type of line-up ever again. You look at those guys, pretty much one-through-nine, there wasn't…

The "get an assist" line was not the ridiculous trash it seems to be. An assist is only an assist if the receiver scores within a certain time/dribble count of receiving the pass. This scout is saying, "Rondo only looks to pass if he thinks the teammate to whom he's passing has an easy shot, not necessarily the right…

Are you fucking seriously fucking seriously clamoring for NFL teams to publicly state their reasoning for NOT SIGNING EVERY FUCKING FREE FUCKING AGENT?!?

I don't think anyone thinks that. Then again, he's about to be in a workplace where the employees piss, shit, shower, and dress together.

What if I don't do any of that?

Post of the month?

"you look like an aids patient"

I've read so many books that I've lost count. But I think it's around seven... thousand.

Better that than just assume the guilt of every accused criminal that proves whatever pattern we're trying to push.

You people will believe absolutely anything posted on Deadspin with a pro-gay slant. Anything at all. All allegations are true. Everything stated by a pro-gay activist is true. Chris Kluwe goooooood. Others baaaaad.

Peter King: [types "What is with this airline food?"]

This site is truly a bastion of thought-provoking sports discussion. I breathlessly await the next report of a coach saying a semi-naughty word that most of us say 450x a day.

Of course, but I'd have to see some kind of evidence of someone just feeling they deserve a woman. That's all psychological analysis and speculation.