Why? Are you irrationally emotional? Don't worry. That's just normal when you're a woman.

Sounds like she did a terrific job in choosing just the right hospital for her birth plan.

Color me shocked, Ellie, shocked that an idiot hipster like you falls for trendy quack dietary trends.

Hockey.

No, honey. Most of them were prostitutes. The victims didn’t matter to their parents. Take it up with them.

You know keeping them in prison cost more than paing them, right?

Why? Did you forget we all die?

Losing your 12 week fetus isn't a tragedy, honey.

Call me crazy but your avatar looks like an expressway map of south Chicago.

Right. They aren’t required. It just that if you don’t wear one your brother will beat you while your father watches.

You’re my hero. Tell Steve I’m glad he got rid of Rebecca.

“I’m an engineer..”

Tropical biomes don’t have seasons. It’s “summer” 365.25 days a year.

We have similar rules in our grenade training classes.

Bonus points if the head is cleanly severed with a single swing.

Nah. It’s more like a sword swinging contest to determine the highest number of kafir heads that can removed for the glory of the prophet in under a minute.

She DOES *****NOT*****HAVE A CHOICE, YOU FUCKING IDIOT!!!!!!!!!

Correct. It’s 2016, not fucking 1916. Now inform the Muslim world.

No woman can be hit and stay with that person.

No. They brought paper towels to wipe down the seats because they didn't want to catch any diseases form the non-Japanese and they garbage bags in case they vomited from the sight of others.