Doesn't count as gargling if you swallow it…

Pretty standard dog hug, if you ask me.

and to think that it's a lot of the same assholes who put both these guys in office. (box office)

Ya see he read all the same comics and saw all the same ads, but what he took away was 'kick sand at the smaller guy'. Excelsior!

I swear that for "conservatives" Hillary Clinton has become like that little 'Not Me' phantom from The Family Circus. What the hell does she have to do with any of this?

…and here I thought it was us against them.

Peter Porker, Spider-Ham!

You're mixed up….it's don't cross the streams, and they shoot horses, don't they?

Ugh spare us the description of which Republican president your dick most resembles, as well as the one whose values you think it most embodies. We're just glad you're gone…spare us the deets!

I recently resubbed to watch Bajillion season 3 and their player is a complete pile of dogshit.

The coming net neutrality rollback is why I've recently resubscribed to Seeso…I want to get used to shitty streaming quality before it becomes the new norm.

Well then you must not miss the nearby Moxie museum. Moxie flavored ice cream!

Fox News : "Fuck You"

Or just go poop in the ocean. Good, clean fun!

Not gonna lie…I had an internal moment of outrage ("WHAT…The nephews are supposed to be wearing matching outfits! Only the colors are supposed to be different…not shirt style!!!) then I caught myself. Whoah there big fella…you're 37, not 7.

I'll never condone this type of violence…in fact I condemn it…but that won't stop me from doing a little jig every time another one of these fuckers die (of natural causes).

'something something Alien-Human hybrids'

Man I've tried to watch this whole series I think three times now. Each time it starts so well…I get so into it…then ugh. I think I always check out when they're looking for some temple? A few seasons in? Does anything good happen after that?

Roger Stone as Brent Spiner in The Joker

Feel so bad for Dave Foley and Vivica Fox that their names are up their being associated with all those other names.