It takes <30 minutes to get a haircut. Can we therefore presume you’ve never had one?

The estate of Ray Bradbury isn’t the artist. And a person who creates public art ought to know that he won’t be able to control what is erected around it.

1/20,000 isn’t the infection rate of people. it’s the infection rate based on tests of commercial eggs per FDA studies. How the eggs are cooked or eaten is irrelevant.

Can’t speak to the first two, but if reading the funny pages through The Comics Curmudgeon counts, then yes, I know way too much about Mary Worth.

The final arc of The Adventure Zone: Balance is a high that no other podcast has managed to replicate. It was just...joyous. 

Ohhh, my.

If his case was as bad as Weinstein’s I would agree with you (I suppose it could escalate).

Louis’ style of comedy is dark and he specifically addresses disgusting behavior, often in a self-deprecating manner. I predict that he takes a couple years off prepping material that faces this demon head on.

Sorry, I must have been unclear.

You mean like The Amazing Spider-Man 2?

According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway because bees don't care what humans think is impossible. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Yellow, black. Ooh, black and…

A movie so good they don’t even play it regularly on basic cable.

You gonna be okay?

At the very least they should let employees spray it in the eyes of of the assholes who come looking for it.

youre a little too excited it youre yelling at fast food workers for not giving you chicken sauce.

I endorse this plan. It is both doable and practical.

And hopefully will be again, schedules permitting.

Let’s be frank: it’s clear by now, the United States is not a civilized country.

No, I don’t think so. Parker and Stone want to have it both ways. Biting satire and also complete irreverence. But their nihilistic libertarian views shrine through pretty frequently. They’re whole thing is “we’re too cool to care”. It can be funny, but it can be pretty troubling too.

What is this, some kind of a tube?!