There's going to plenty of Herrs coming up in this regime without adding in chips, too.

2017 is slower than 2016, but between Mary Tyler Moore and our very nation, still not been a great January. RIP to an icpn.

Spend less on candles.

Or maybe let's acknowledge that three dollars is gonna do shit all for helping a lot of that and humor is what keeps some of us alive.

Stuck in Marvel vs Capcom 2.

Real Street Sharks, or internet thought experiment Street Sharks?

I thought the whole point was that we liked it because it fucking blows. Like, it's not a masterpiece of cinema, and that's the best part.

Not surprised you have to read your words aloud to yourself while typing.

The best Purge movie is Rick and Morty.

Minty, the Candy Cane Who Briefly Fell On the Ground?

It's sold bootleg on the black market for English speakers inside China. Because of their connections it's easier to get the Chinese print and add Babelfished subtitles to it than to actually obtain the English print.

Because she wouldn't kiss you with her eyes open?

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2016 can fucking suck a donkey dick.

King of the Hill without Brittany Murphy isn't King of the Hill, unfortunately.

Dude, she's in a painting with George Washington.

I hear he sent all his co-stars dead Banthas.

My eye! I'm not supposed to get springs in it!

Officer Big Mac, Mayor McCheese, the McNuggets, the Fry Kids, and Grimace, who is supposed to be a grape milkshake.

People still read Cracked?