A jagged metal thong? I have to imagine that chafes.

No no, you hook a blow torch to the door so it burns the top of their head, home alone style.

I try to play the game a bit like the Angle of Death or something like the good that must remove the evil. Though, I play this game like a softy. When I kill a pack of wolves, I have to pick up and place all their bodies together so they wont be alone. I generally put bandits bodies back in their beds or up in a chair…

I see nothing wrong with this. Kids playing make believe is only scary to old bitty 80 year olds who think everything is the devil and liberals.

I don't understand why "games" is the 6th option over and "bing" is the first. I liked the original 360 dashboard and each time they reinvent it and make it more user friendly, its doubly more confusing and full of crap hiding all the stuff you're looking for.

Damn! I have enough points to be platinum but didn't register them till today. I figured since it was still 2011 that they wouldn't all be counting as 2012. So now I'm Gold.

That's nonsense, he was my buddy, my best friend.

I have no idea, a single wolf ran up to me and looked playful. He'd run around in a circle and back up to me. He'd follow me and then attacked a mudcrab and died :'<

They should also fix the inability to shoot a dragon with your bow while its flying. I loaded and reloaded a quick save so many times with the dragon flying right above me and the arrow would never touch him. It should also fix Temba wide-arm just spontaneously dying in town, on her saw, when I had never even been to…

I love new hardware, I love new consoles and I want to love the Vita, but the thing bores me. I see no reason in having it. I feel like its just another Ps3 but...less and more inconvenient.

Sweet Sister Mary Joseph. I can't tell you how sick these past few months have made me at the mention of the words or terms "Occupy", "1%", "99%", "Wall Street", "Pepper Spray" and all the insultingly loose connections that's been made to video games just to have a reason to post something.

Its not the buttons proximity to the thumbstick on the dual shock that's always bothered me, its the other thumbsticks prximity to the other thumbstick. That is the reason I don't get shooters on the PS3, my thumbs are constantly knocking into eachother.

I'm a Christian, I believe in God, my best friend could be Gay and it wouldn't change a thing and I like me some Skyrim. Yes, its a parody, but these kinds of angles often present a theme over time that Christians "be-hatin-urrbody" but that's not it. The loud ones do, maybe, the ones who want to flaunt their faith…

My least favorite power up is that melvin propeller hat suit and my least favorite Mario games are the New! Super Mario Bros. series.

I don't think that's being uptight, I was traumatized by drastically more tame stuff when I was a little kid. I was disturbed by the comical death of a puppet on the dinosaurs, I was traumatized by a walking tree monster from a B movie, I was disturbed by an old lady being hit by a car in this movie I don't…

Of course you did, that's exactly what the VGA's are. It's hard to watch, its an embarrassing, immature show that is more centered around celebrity appearances and angsty bands than video games. Its product placement and a condensed version of all those cringe worthy skits actors put on during award ceremonies...but…

The VGA's were brought to you by mountain dew and a big breasted porn star who can't act trying to read lines from the prompter such as "pwn noobs" as if she knows anything about video games whatsoever.

My bromide, My internet is tops out at 7 mb down and .40 mb up. Thing is, Black Ops seemed to play just fine, but MW3 just screws me over. I find that this game also suffers from JFK syndrome, there's always that second shooter. Its hard to put into words the FURY you feel when you get hit by 3 stun grenades, get…

I'm playing on the PC.

I'm not sure if its Modern Warfare 3 or my internet connection in the past few days, but I cannot play a single match where I'm not playing 1 to 2 seconds behind whats really happening. I'll shoot a guy 3 times at close range, die and the kill cam will show me shooting once and only after I got shot first. I'll die…