I don’t have a Switch, and haven’t played this game, but from the article it appears that Helix fights a bit like Blob from the old Clay Fighter series while looking like Chemo from the Metal Men comics. Sounds like a winning combination to me. Also, shit, I’m very middle-aged.

As a middle-aged Red Sox fan, the only upside to losing Carlton Fisk to the White Sox in ’81 was that he took this asshole with him.

Me too, though I like the band you got your name from even better. :)

While I agree with your overall point, Bledsoe was the #1 overall pick Parcell’s first year in New England. He wasn’t viewed in the same way Manning was at the time (few have been), but he wasn’t Vinny T. either.

Boston’s racist reputation is well-deserved, but Auerbach doesn’t deserve to be tarred with it.

That’s not Mike Tomlin, that’s Omar Epps.

As I watched the bottom of the 12th, the unholy specter of Calvin Schiraldi came unbidden to my mind, like a belated Halloween terror. It was banished by the final inside-corner stroke looking. Way to go, Royals.