This headline sounds like it was written in a boardroom by a bunch of old men in suits. 

Did they add Launch Site to this playlist? It was too big for 8 players and too small for 24. Always thought it’d be perfect for something in between. 

As someone who no longer owns an Xbox console, I fucking wish PlayStation controllers used AA batteries! I really think Xbox has the right idea there. The controllers die so often that it would be much more convenient to take 30 seconds to swap the batteries out instead of having it tethered to my console for a few…

Please never refer to Twitter as X again.

The one benefit to this is almost every single Pokemon will be new to you whenever you do jump back in.

The first emote should have been playing the holophonor! C’mon!

If not this game, then Pikmin 3 definitely. It’s very accessible and not too difficult.

I watch everything Trigger is involved with.

They just admitted that Starfield would probably sell 10 million copies on PlayStstion, and yet they’re keeping that one exclusive...

I don’t know why everyone seems to conveniently forget that Xbox had CoD on lock back on the Xbox 360 with the marketing and exclusive content and all that. Activision jumped ship to PlayStation along with millions of Xbox gamers when it was clear Xbox One was going to flop.

Why can’t I just fuse things from the menu? Why do I have to drop something on the ground first?

Remember that David Zazlav is responsible for this trend. Fuck that guy.

This was written by AI, wasn’t it?

The anime girl was removed already, actually. I was watching somebody play this yesterday and it was gone. 

This article is stupid.

Says the person who is clearly an Xbox fanboy.

Played a game of Splatoon 2 once with somebody named Swingin Dick. Good times.

I’m hoping they move some of their recent stuff to Pit because it would be a shame to lose the great improvisational stuff they had been doing.

Well it won’t let me log in unless I use the desktop version of the site which is microscopic on my phone screen.

I love this controller but I admit it’s not perfect. Would have liked them to take the opportunity to improve upon the original design with a normal + d-pad and improved stick heads.