Bah! So much for the shutout.

@chilltown: Are you joking? We're withing striking distance of a playoffs berth with 20 games to play. This will be our 5th straight win. And our goaltending has displayed surprising depth. I don't think anyone expected Thomas to be as good as he's been — he's INSPIRED tonight.

For reasons I can't even begin to fathom, this is perhaps my favorite Deadspin post ever.

Hopefully Belichick will get a kick out of the headline next to his grumpy puss

The Philadelphia 76ers stuck a broom handle in the Orlando Magic's collective butt last night

Sean Salisbury finally got the signature "brand" he needed to boost his resume for finding a new job... SUCKER.

What's the over/under on the number of innings Clemens will pitch before he once again attempts to mow down Koby with a fastball?

World War Z is the tits. I spent literally days fantasizing about what a badass zombie slayer I would make. When the war comes, I'll be ready.

@Sh!tShow: Moreover, they will finally be able to devote all of Baseball Tonight to steroids coverage, rather than only half of it.

@Rock You Like An Iracane: Yeah, I second the "WTF?!" I feel like I might go to jail just for having LOOKED at those pictures. Guhh.

My life needs more updates on naked Australians.

@Yostal: I think Miami might have the edge on you.

@Yostal: I think Miami might have the edge on you.

@BigTen: Perhaps, although I'm not sure whether I like that or not...

I'm telling you, Kidd is like spandex: He can make any ass look a little bit better.

Our bench played very well

@Storming the Floor: If "Family Matters" taught me anything, it's that fights are more humorous when one of the participants has a bad heart. Plus, in the end everybody gets to learn a valuable lesson.

Don't start a fight with Wilbon.

There.

As always, I never read anything on here in a timely enough way to comment, but I'm just saddened that there's not a single "go rerish" joke on here.