But then you get exercise and it doesn’t cost you anything. And you can hang it on the wall like its art like the hipster you are.

Hey, those are probably the nicest streets in Detroit.

What an odd thing to incorrectly correct.

It’s Mahk!

Might want to send a note to General Motors too, then.

Dynamic Outlet pNeumo-Kinteic System.

That’s not a Volkswagen that’s a Toy-Yoda

Challenge accepted.

That is easier said than done. UAL controls over 70% of the gates at my local airport. Like cable TV or ISPs, most consumers have little choice.

If flight attendants—who are the authority figures in this situation—were insisting that the dog be placed in the bin...

People! Welcome Alex Goy to Jalopnik! You may know him from XCAR, Carfection and Motor 1, and now he’ll be doing dispatches from the UK around here, starting with the Geneva Motor Show. Give him a very warm American welcome!

On Friday I saw a guy come out of the liquor store in Glen Rock carrying a six of Bud Lite and get in a Mclaren.

People who steal electric cars should be charged with battery.

So he injected stem cells into his dick to make it bigger, yet ‘didn’t get out a ruler’ to note the results? Moron.

This looks like a job for DETROIT MAN

What wasn’t mentioned is that Uzi Nissan isn’t his real birth name. He changed it. His real name is AK47 Datsun.

Mostly thumbs.

The sight of the two side boosters landing in sync was the most amazing part of an end-to-end amazing launch.