Corn!

I think she may have had some non-original bodywork applied.

that kinja right there is a cause for celebration:

Well I am going to say this as a BMW rider/owner since birth (I mean it literally. My childhood is an orgy of bmws from E 21 to E 46 encompassing every generation of 3,5 and 7 in that period). And I owned a E90 for 11 years.

-Why does a moon rock taste better than an Earth rock?
-Because it’s a little meteor!

If you’ve gone to eight or so different dealerships and haven’t found one person that you could deal with, maybe, just maybe, the problem isn’t with the dealerships.

Ice cleared from the windshield

counterpoint

Yeah, his mom was there.

As long as we also end corn subsidies, funding to the Middle East to stabilize oil production, and tax breaks for oil companies I’m ok with this too.

Congratulations, Mr. PatBateman, on COTD! I would like to gift you with a Ford Focus RS which this lovely lady will deliver as soon as she gets a Drift Stick.

That and people who whip out their phone and start recording instead of helping. Yeah, you might get hit in the process yourself, but at least you’re not just standing there like a bump on a log while someone is being attacked.

It’s not the heat, it’s the stupidity.

I bet they do a juiced 2.7EB.

God you fucking communists. They’re only charging what the market will bear. And clearly if there’s a big enough demand by desperate, hungry, starving, and trapped people, supply is limited and prices will increase accordingly.

New options on 2018 Porsches:

Later, at a bar:

Ironic, isn’t it, and UM alumni cracking on Ohio. Ohio is paradise compared to Meatchicken.

You had to go there, didn’t you? Take your damn star.