I'd watch that video.

This isn't a topper, simply a "I'd never have guessed this fact pattern"...

Hey, that's not fair. I bought my VW new and the check engine light never came on. The tire pressure one did 30 seconds after leaving the dealership, but that's not a big deal.

Actually come to think of it maybe my check engine light doesn't work...

Actually, the new one is pretty good. I've wanted to do this column for a while and I realized it was now or never, because Chrysler has finally done some good in the world.

You deserve the Nobel prize for Automotive innovation for finding a practical use for a VW service department.

Masterful. I'm actually applauding at my desk.

Please. The president.

Here's the tip:

I wonder if the dealers will start charging overnight parking fees to people with NJ plates who look like they might be seeing a Broadway show.

"Are you... wait a minute... designer handbag... expensive dress... suit and tie... you're going to see Book of Mormon, aren't you??? Son of a..."

Great, and just like the Carmax warranties, this is now out in the open and about to be ruined for everyone.

The real hellcat comes for you in the toilet.

If you haven't noticed, the current Dodge marking strategy is "Do burnouts and don't give a f*ck what people think."

The headline was almost "Dodge Challenger Scat Pack: It's The Shit"

Every car is a family car if you put those stickfigure stickers on the back window.

Well, that might put a bit of a damper on things... I'll let this guy know.

He probably comments on YouTube videos.