“Deserve” the car? Wow that’s some first world entitlement right there.

There’s one who actually lives a city over from me. I want to say at one point I talked to one who lived in West Virginia... might be the same person.

While we’re at it, can we find a new classification system for trucks? Half-tons certainly aren’t actual half-tons any more, and calling a F-450 a heavy duty truck when a F-650 is a medium duty truck is a bit confusing.

No, I’m in the Northwest. South-ish of Sandusky and Toledo.

This. So much this.

I drove at least one on the launch program with a bench front seat.

What exactly is wrong with Fordgazm or am I missing it?

Came for the comments. Did not disappoint.

Banff really is beautiful. I want to go back someday!

Because putting something you want people to actually watch on Fox Sports 1 is stupid.

Or, we could just buy a car.

I’d love to do the automotive writer, but a bit nervous to apply. That’s no way to be, I suppose.

Do I want to be the person that points out that Dodge doesn’t make pickup trucks anymore, and hasn’t for years?

Thanks for the shoutout, sir!

The new Toyota Tacoma (US Spec, 2016 model year) sports rear drum brakes.

I get that. But you’d still think when he climbed into the wrong side of the car that there might something unique about it.

There’s a lot of great Hondas here, but I miss the S2000 mostest.

More attention than you’d get if you donned a 1970s NASA space suit and took a trip down to your local Burger King in the Lunar Rover.

Do impressions come with all Miatas sold? Will buying a Miata make me better at impressions?

Do you have a Rallys in Philly? With both sides having driving through windows you’d be able to go there in comfort and still probably freak the person out taking your order.