Shit, man! This isn't any big deal! I have the same diet/regimen, except with words like "Pop Tarts", "donuts", "double cheeseburgers" and "fried chicken" substituted for all those other ones. Oh, and without those 'workouts' and 'training' things. That shit just gets in the way of eating.

“Look at this guy showing off, showing up the game. We used to hit the cutoff man or two bounce that to home plate in my day!”

“It’s gonna be, like, 2 degrees? Nah, I’m good. I’ll stay here.”

I wonder how many players in 2035 will be named Barkevious.

Not surprised about Cardale leaving. He didn’t go there to play no school. And now he isn’t playing no football neither.

This has been brewing for a long time. Sarah has never quite figured out why ESPN hasn’t shown a Glen Rice highlight during the past decade.

If just one major market refuses to pay public money, then they’re out an NFL team (and avoid paying all that public money.) If 3 or 4 markets put their foot down, then you’d see the NFL start caving.

I live in St. Louis City. I won’t get to vote on a stadium, but tomorrow, I’m voting on whether or not the city can be issued $180 million in bonds to upgrade equipment for police and fire departments, as well as improving streets, bridges, sidewalks, etc.

I can’t believe the ham sandwich stayed in the helmet.

So is Kraft waiting by the phone for that NFL apology?

Yes because the FUCKING NYPD police reports are SOOOOOOOO TRUE.

All these stadium boondoggles are really making it hard to continue to give professional, (and lets be honest college) sports the same attention I used to.

Guess the shoplifters should have been a bit more Incognito.