“If the gum is Bubblicious, it ain’t suspicious”

“If there was no bubble, he’s not in trouble!”

“If the gum transferred the spit, you must acquit.”

Before I deleted my account I would always ask women the same thing: "So do you want to hear a ridiculous pick-up line or should we skip the awkward stuff."

I thought the same thing about Belichick, but then had a thought during ESPN's postgame when they were talking about how disorganized Seattle looked before the play, with Lynch and Baldwin moving all around the formation before the snap. (NOTE: The following probably gives way, way too much credence to the "Belichick…

all of them. He took his Lipitor.

You guys can't stop watching a lot of stuff around here lately. Hope everything is okay.

'Who ordered the "flamingly brotastic yarmulke"?'

Defense: "And that object could have been anything. It could've been an iPad. It could've been an iPhone. It could've been a remote. Anything."

Accomplice: Ok Aaron, in and out, no evidence. We hit the target, and leave.

Not to mention, he'll be getting a 4 game suspension.

Look, I know you only had 30 seconds, but I really feel as though you didn't spend enough time establishing a believable narrative.

I was wondering which offbeat commercial Will Ferrell would show up in.

Too bad this would never work for the Falllllllllllcons.

I think the real question is: Why are you in dentist's offices "all the time"?

Love how he tries to keep the blocks in-play, aiming them at teammates, rather than doing the dumb Dwight Howard move of launching them into the rafters.

Well, they were born into the 1% so technically they are a minority group.