"What? Kill you? No, no, no. I said thrill you. You know, thrill you with my performance tonight."

"That's an awful nice family you got, Pete...shame if something happened to it."

Man, Detroit hasn't been this screwed since just now...

I'm seriously confused ....is NJ no longer home to the Giants?

As an oncology nurse, what you wrote is the only way I describe this fucking shitty disease. Cruel, horrible, unfair, sad...distill it all and it just plain sucks.

Could be a distress signal. No one would choose to be at that game. People are being held there against their will.

"SMH, go 29-0, but lose one game and people don't know how to act."

When FSU got down early, my brother, who was rooting for FSU, said Jameis Winston had the Ducks right where he wanted them.

By going to Gaza and building a giant bridge?

#owngoal

I don't like to think about how long I held my puck before scoring.

He was upset it wasn't a Holiday Shaqtus.

Man, Kyle is going to be pissed when he sees this.

He later added "...on offense or defense."

Eat a sack of dicks, Matthew.

Nah just shitty.

"LISTEN HERE MOTHERFUCKER I AM GOING TO KICK. YOUR. ASS."

No more Lil' Eck.

It didn't work out so well next winter when a cop let the Japanese Navy into the Aloha Bowl.