The case could be made that he wasn’t even top 10 in 2016

“It’s a beautiful thing, the Destruction of words. Of course the great wastage is in the verbs and adjectives, but there are hundreds of nouns that can be got rid of as well.” Feels relevant 

Been debating with some buddies in what order the following guys retire: VC15, Ichiro, Brady and Jagr. Thoughts?

Let’s shoot this man and watch him die in front of me while I plead my justification for shooting, without giving a thought to rendering aid. Am I in the twilight zone?

Kevin is Kiermaier’ed in a fielding slump

I’m guessing he faced a shot that he couldn’t save?

Meet the anti-Bartman dodging that ball like a champ

The ghost of Joe Paterno was said to be the first witness but failed to report it

That’s a bold as hell, almost even Cavalier, take

But you know what isn’t tough? Trump Steaks™! Now get two filet mignons, two bone-in rib-eyes and 12 burgers for just $199! Guaranteed as tender and soft as it’s namesakes hands!
 

Tried using a bidet once. Didn’t work. Just got the front of my pants all wet.

Tried using a bidet once. Didn’t work. Just got the front of my pants all wet.

Waiting for the hot take that Eli is no longer the anchor of the Giants offense

When pressed further Duke was quoted “No Comment. Ihenacho this shit.”

Well that fight quickly came to a stall

Is it possible that the walkie talkies are why it seemed like the cowboys defense was in the giants huddle? Not so hard to see them using walkie talkies and pick up same frequency to listen in

Wow, what a jerk. The guy seems like a loser too.

Swanson should really reconsider parking himself behind the mound, and start recreating somewhere else

The Mongolians have a legitimate beef

and you should feel comfortable donating because the money’s not due unless it hits its goal

That was a heady reply