The Mongolians have a legitimate beef

and you should feel comfortable donating because the money’s not due unless it hits its goal

That was a heady reply

I'm glad you didn't blow the punchline

He'd only have to pay a property tax for her

uhh the District Attorney presents the case to the grand jury. Poor case presented=no indictment returned.

Isn't it time that that an independent federal inquiries be made into all police killings? "The District Attorney declined to indict"—- I can't think of a more bullshit, infuriating set of six words

Refs Drops the puck puke

Maybe I'd been incarcerated only in the "softer" corners of the penal system.

My wife is claiming the my 0.0 last night was the worlds shortest event

Middleton of all people should know that a pile-up at center court is a breach of etiquette

The moment I decided I'm never driving in DR again: Man on motorcycle cruising down highway with one hand on handlebar and the other balancing BBQ propane tank on back of bike. Anything goes on the roads over there.

8 fielders, 2 outs/inning. Tradition and history be damned I want more hits and shorter games.

To be fair his animal assignment, protecting some Dolphin named Tannehill for 1,000 hours, is no easy task. They couldn't find five other guys to pay to do the job well.

MLB drug testing policy: Any amount of weed off the field=50 game suspension

Oh yeah she clearly has proven herself to be much superior than that goddamn Muslim. Her patience, understanding, rationality and intelligence is of the highest caliber that is clearly unmatched by any person belonging to those other inferior races and religions.

To be fair he only won 7M in this hand, with other 8M having being won by ensuring a runner-up spot. That being said, lamenting about the hardships about your profession after having claimed 15M in compensation from said profession as a 23-fucking-year-old is a slap in the face to working people everywhere.

Thanks Stillfedup. I actually have had a "diagnosis" for many years, the problem is the treatment. No offense to any of my doctors at all, but these pill cocktails seem so arbitrary and all have proven ineffective so far. It's actually kind of hilarious when you press doctors for more info on the benefits of a given…

Depression is a nasty nasty bug. I myself have been diagnosed with it after years of subtle indicators that there may be some underlying mental health issue with me. I am actually currently typing on Ambien in preparation for sleep so forgive for any non clear points. My addition to this discussion is that depression…

To be fair on of the women is an ex-small time pageant champion