Yeah I know the guy is an Israeli coach giving an opinion on a hot button issue but can't a guy just get some standard daily Deadspin sports idiocy without having this conflict splashed on the home page. I mean soon Brazzers will be the only retreat from this. That is until the inevitable porn parodies come out at…

A look at the positives for the Pirates-At least the batter provided to have a good aye....aye. Thanks thanks I'll be here all night, remember to tip your waitress.

"We do not hire strippers for the event because some of the guys are older and have wives "

I could only imagine Literal Guy's take on a Bronx Bomber who was caught stealing and subsequently gunned down during a hit and run. I imagine he might have some comments on Yankee games too.

"After years of bouncing around the streaking minor league circut, it's the excellent work of these Pro-Palestinian protesters that keep me motivated to achieve their level of excellence"

A little less likely but more doable is my Dad's bet that I move out of his house by age 25. At 650 to 1 odds my wife stands to lose a fortune to him.

2015-01-01 (n) Excuse: "Years ending in odd numbers turn me off. Also leap years, those too. Sorry, no dice if the Winter Olympics are going on that year. Come at me in 2100 and I'll be ready for you Tiger."

These five worst offenders could still put up 60 points in an arena league game