I SECOND THIS!

Look at that slight curve in the nose. It’s been broken! Oh, to be a fly on the wall for that moment

I have been a nanny for 12 years. I have nine nieces and nephews. If you’re around a baby for ten minutes and the grossest thing that ends up in your mouth is a binky, it’s a good day.

I love her storyline because it gives voice to a very real issue women in prison face—trying to keep a family together, without much support while doing time. (And I also love the show for having a single Latino dad working that hard for his family.) But, it also resonates because we have Daya and her mom to show us…

Ask your doctor if FloUlter is right for you!

And why is Ruiz being drug away kicking and screaming? WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER STOICALLY AWESOM, HOT BOYFRIEND AND BABY? I live for those visits.

It looked like she was hugging Poussey maybe....so perhaps it was happy crying. Yes, happy tears only...

Netflix is THE BEST THING EVER on maternity leave! Oh, and having a new baby that you helped create and all that shit.

It’s just two people connecting, with four other people, and aliens.

“It’s not just sex! It’s love! It’s two people connecting...with four other people. And aliens.”

Because they interrupted his very important man thoughts. HE WAS THINKING! It’s hard for Rand, ya know? Why are people always interrupting his thoughts?

My sister says that Rand interprets anyone talking when he would rather be talking, as “interrupting him”.

Agreed, I have issues with getting snippy. Which is a major reason I will never run for public office.

“I personally believe that life is special, that human life is special and there’s a sanctity — that we’re more than just clay and dirt,” he said.

Alll thiiis. Because everybody wants a snippy ill-tempered rage-monster president, right?

“I will have to get better at holding my tongue and holding my temper,” he added.

Rand Paul is from the Tea Party/libertarian mix that I like to refer to as the libertea crowd. The libertea crowd is populated mostly by angry white guys. This is Rand Paul’s base. This is who he is counting on to support him in NH - where I live. The libertea crowd is big and vocal here, and have caused a schism in…

Even Megyn Kelly called him out on his bullshit (to his face), calling him “thin-skinned” and “overly emotional.”

“Been universally short tempered and testy” with reporters of all kinds. “I will have to get better at holding my tongue and holding my temper