Calling it now—they'll split one of the books into two movies because there's so much money to be made plot to cover

Wait, wait, I thought all natural things are good for you. Shouldn't I want more beaver anal secretions in my mouth?

Wait, data from Grubhub? Grubhub delivers Chipotle? I have Grubhub and Chipotle in my area!

Seriously. Even if she wasn't his daughter, her having panic attacks and dry-having after sex and him blowing it off like it's no big deal is a major red flag to me, re: is this relationship abusive

Doesn't really detract from the ridiculousness of Brown's response, in my opinion. If you want to argue there were plenty of scumbags present, or that just generally speaking someone such as Sean Penn is at least as much a piece of shit as Brown yet gets none of the (righteous) rage because of racism, you'll find no…

God, Alexander Gaskarth. Chris Brown is only human. I mean, how many of us haven't beaten a partner into a bloody mess? Nobody's perfect.

Disappointing, isn't it?

I feel the same way about Laura Prepon. And Jason Lee.

I feel the same way about Laura Prepon. And Jason Lee.

I feel like people are too hard on the character of Ana. She's not a total blank space.

That there is the face of a woman who's had this conversation way too many times.

I'm not saying I'd go out of my way to watch it, but The Talk is way better than The View. Like, no question, full stop. And not just in a "well, yeah, syphilis is better than The View" kind of way. It's not perfect, but it succeeds in the ways I think The View was supposed to, and does it better (giving a diverse…

So apparently home invasion is practically non-existent, but it's inevitable your daughter will one day saw off your finger to get to your guns.

Pictured: Alpha Chi Omega president

convicted felon and former Ann Coulter beau

Holy shit. I'm very non-confrontational, but if someone laid a hand on me like that I can't promise violence wouldn't ensue. I'm surprised you're so chill about it.

…Mom?

Really? I give to two different orgs and I've never gotten that question. I mean, the Africa one, not the one about men who have sex with men. I'm guessing then it's not a federally mandated one but rather one some organizations choose themselves to ask?

Kantmiss described it as "Angora Cum," which I then realized was actually her saying, "I'm going to come." Also, she really "lavs" Puta's "dack."

Doesn't he have a whole bit about drinking in Bill Cosby: Himself? Obviously stand-up is not necessarily a reflection of real life, but that's the best he can do?