Oh, fuck off. Your issue with seeing someone’s muffin top is your own. Grow up and get over it.

Yeah, but the only cleavage allowed at GC is the 3" of asscrack hanging out on fat old white guys. You know, wholesome.

Can’t we simply ignore him until he dies, then ignore him some more?

She checked in w/ her parents when she realized she had been cut off from their money. 

Excuse me. Your > is backwards.

Went to USC. Hated it. Trash school with trash faculty.

All she has to do is make it look like she’s going to USC but without ever actually saying she’s a USC student. Like on her Instagram, write stuff like #fighton or “much love to the class of 2022" which makes it sound like she goes to school there even though she…

“...she for sure wants people to think she is interested in her education.”

Well duh, nobody that dumb would think they would get into college, even USC as a bribery school, most smart people would aim higher.

This story really illustrates how rich people live in a different version of America from the rest of us.

Not sure who was talking about being with someone “only” for their looks, however I have been more forgiving of gorgeous people in the past because of their looks.

Well I heard Ms. Fishbein talk about her
I heard ol’ Becca put ‘er down
I hope Fishbein will remember
Sichuan bear don’t need her around, anyhow

YOU MONSTER

Ccounterpoint: sure as fuck is.

I sometimes think I maintain my single status mostly because I dread the thought of merging all my good stuff with someone else’s. I have a friend whose husband considers himself an artist (he’s not), and when they moved in together he came along with about a dozen painfully bad landscapes that he painted. He hung…

Why no rules for dessert? Dessert is important. I would say there must be at least one item made with banana and one without. Chocolate and whipped topping are essential. Store-bought is allowed with the permission of the host, because many people cannot make a banana cream pie.

Junior year of high school, class has just ended, and I agree to go out with one of the lifeguards from the univ pool where I do laps. He was 19, me 16, and it was a pretty lackluster evening. He BEGS me to come back to his room but I’m not feeling it, so a boring chaste kiss ends the evening and I go home after…

From the previous reporting on Jez of the story; she gave birth of a (miraculously) healthy baby boy, who will be raised by her family. I usually think it’s highly unethical to deliberately hide a person’s origins from them, but if they tell that kid that her mother / sister / whoever is his birth mother and he never…

This reminds me of a story.

A couple years ago I read an article about “pillow angel” surgery to prevent an severely handicapped child from entering puberty and thus never exhibit secondary sex characteristics. I remember expecting to be appalled but, after reading that parents feared abuse if their children ended up in nursing homes after the…

You probably worry about welfare queens while the real criminals bleed you dry.