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Cheese! Oh hell yes! I would have happily walked around munching a wheel of Brie instead of our wedding cake.

Why would it be difficult to show up for WOC, why would it need to be separate? Why can’t WOC have a voice and a place at the march? Why can’t racism be addressed, how does that take anything away from the issues of equality that face all women? It doesn’t, and it’s not a separate issue. Just show up for everyone,…

I would serve this at my wedding. I love cheese. So much.

I’d like to formally announce the Critical Thinking Challenge

Just tell him not to eat a Tide pod and he probably will.

I’d like to see Trump eat a Tide Pod!

I think it means we need more and better drugs, frankly.

Better than trying to wash your clothes with Skittles.

This is where we are as a society. We’re so bored we’re eating laundry soap for attention.

The invasive interviews also force poor women into the following dilemma: you either provide all the information truthfully, after which there is a record of every single mistake or shortcoming in your personal, financial, and educational life, which can be used against you in various proceedings, including those…

I. Do. Not. Care. How. Empowering. It. Is. For. Gay. Men. To. Mock. Women.

There’s a lot of folks who consider female drag queens (not kings) to be culturally appropriating gay culture.

There are cis-female drag queens. Check out Crimson Kitty and Rosemary Maybe.

Stupid women, getting all offended by deliberately caricaturized representations of their gender... GET OVER IT LADIES AMIRITE?!

Yeah, dude just said “stupid feminist take”, on the subject of sexual assault reporting.

Eliza Dushku was 12.

I am all for this. Women should report and prosecute crimes against them.

They will settle for Aziz....for now.

He’s black, and they don’t want to make it seem like an Emmett Till redux.