I dibs this man. Wait, is it wrong to dibs a human being? Whatever, I'll take the punishment. (Preferably doled out by tattooed ginger man.)

Likely comment from Mrs. Hall: "But this was entirely different because it was us and we're good!" Can't wait to hear her self-justifications for her birth control coverage or every day of church she's ever missed.

You know, teenage girls post pretty dumb photos on the internet sometimes, but it's clear that they don't intend those photos to be scrutinized at family dinner tables and described in detail on blogs. Yes, they put those photos on social media, but clearly they mean them for their friends, etc.

Why buy the cow when you can get the breezy white dress for free?

OH NO! She just blocked "THE ONE" from her sons' facebook feeds! Now they will all die alone.

AND she was feeling sassy/pretty in a white dress? Just how clingy/gauzy/diaphonous was this? And how much leg was she showing? Won't somebody think of that poor teenaged boy being subjected to her pretty sassiness?

Your comment is really alien to me. I've seen it since moving away from home and I still find it so strangely alien.

There's absolutely nothing out there that allows men to rate women! Nothing at all. Travesty. /sarcasm

i'm torn. i'm completely 100% on board with breasts not being some evil that we keep out of site. if i want to go topless on the beach (which we legally can in canada), i don't want to get dirty looks from passersby.

The curvature of her breasts isn't obscene, but it sure isn't as "edgy" as she and her machine would like to believe it is, either.

I'm a little on the fence here. I totally agree that we shouldn't shame women for being open with their bodies (especially when their bodies look like that) but at the same time it's not like Rihanna is strolling around outside wearing next to nothing on her day off. Some committee of old dudes decided that this was…

Or you know, stand against the relentless objectification of women in public space.

I get your point, but a man's biological input ends at the second of fertilisation. Therefore contraception or abstinence are kind of his choices when it comes yo not having kids. Women need to be on board with the pregnancy for 9months. There's just not really a lot anyone can do to change that.

Eh, the curve of a boob isn't obscene or anything but I have a limited tolerance for other people's nudity regardless. Not on my way to work, thank you.

You sound like a pro-lifer:

Where's the hue and cry for men to keep their dicks in their pants if they don't want to be forced to be fathers, the way women are shamed day in and day out for daring to have sex?

"You know what, Stan, if you want me to wear 37 pieces of flair, like your pretty boy over there, Brian, why don't you just make the minimum 37 pieces of flair?"

"Others just came home from school and there was a book about all their Parts waiting of them on their bed, never to be spoken of aloud" —> THIS was me! Anytime a serious conversation needed to be had, mom put a book on my bed.

No, this thing exists!