> One should be eating a shit ton of veggies on keto, like any other healthy diet.

Honestly, I immediately thought “those should have chorizo instead of italian sausage.” 

#notallwhitepeople

A female DJ on the radio was going on about a scarf with hidden pockets that she found on Amazon. It was marketed to travelers, to keep cash and passports, etc. The DJ was like, I’d totally keep snacks in there!

There’s this great search engine, it’s called Google. www.google.com

I lived in Texas from 1995 until 2006. I heard all about the Chili queens and how they were part of Texas history. It wasn’t until recently that I learned how they were discriminated against and driven out of business. Texas’ relationship to its own history is fluid!

This kid and his family are pawns. I said this elsewhere:

According to the lawsuit, which has been viewed by the Post, 16-year-old Nicholas Sandmann, believes that he was “targeted and bullied” by the newspaper in order to embarrass President Trump.

Isn’t that good? Couldn’t it be considered war loot?

So Taylor Kinney is single?

But they only shed twice a year ...

That is why we cook pork to a greater internal temperature than beef.

I have a friend who can’t stand the thought of the bartender wasting an egg yolk after ordering a gin fizz, so he orders a gin fizz and a beer with the yolk in it.

I have worked on lot acceptance testing for electronic boards inside nuclear missile guidance systems. One day, someone is going to tell one of things to go left, and it will go right, instead.

I would totally follow your egg pan Instagram account just for the cuddling on the sofa.

Nope, that’s an omelette! Check out the Jaques Pepin video that someone posted.

You aren’t supposed to flip omelettes. Check out the Jaques Pepin video that someone posted. He folds it in half in the pan. I have also seen one-third folded over in the pan, with the other third folded over when you slide the omelette from the pan to the plate.

Weirded out millions of internet users

Not any more.

The boob on the bench is showing, so why not hers?