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Fun fact: Body wash started to come with bath poofs in the US after market research showed that people here don’t like to touch themselves when they shower. I don’t know that it’s a black/white thing, though. Sales went way up once the poof was included. Now that the poof market is established, I guess, body wash

Fun fact: Body wash started to come with bath poofs in the US after market research showed that people here don’t

They are great for spot cleans when you don’t want to take a full shower, like for face washes and post sex clean up. I would wash after one use for the latter.

They are great for spot cleans when you don’t want to take a full shower, like for face washes and post sex clean up.

we talk in terms of uses rather than the number of days

we talk in terms of uses rather than the number of days

cheating Bernie out of the race

And by “old people,” you mean “men over 40" and “young hotties,” you mean, “women in their 20s.” Am I wrong?

As long as you keep it submerged in water, the temperature cannot rise above boiling, and it won’t explode. Science!

I’m gonna be pedantic, but I’m gonna tell you the why:

even though this liquid tastes sweeter to me, all that can contains is milk solids, with half the water evaporated.

Gwen, I believe that there is a reason that you write for a national media site and most lifestyle bloggers are, well, lifestyle bloggers. I enjoying reading what you write. Lifestyle bloggers are so fucking twee I want to poke my eyes out before I have scrolled past all their moodily plated photos to get to the

> The Cuban method of immediate stirring with tons of sugar of can be used to cover up a lack of crema

Lemme know when women do as much damage to men with their tits as men have done to women with their dicks.

Cutting off a guy’s dick is worse than killing him? O.o Ok, then.

Sooo... white dudes in Texas create environments where shitheads are expelled rather than tolerated?

Meds are the freaking best (caveat:  it can be a downer finding the right one for you). Plus, meds + therapy is supposed to be more effective than either alone.

I live in Tucson, and I feel the same way about the Phoenix area.

I’m not even going to address the Adam and Eve thing, but a lot of natives are Christian.

I was 26 or 27 when I got my first boyfriend and had someone to spend Valentine’s Day with.  Some people just don’t get into dating right away.

My sister is pissed off AT THE DEMOCRATS for the shutdown. I don’t actually talk to her.

I guess that means Legolas is off the market. Damn.

Totes legit.