Good question. Why *are* you so entitled? People go out to eat for any number of reasons, which might included eating mac ‘n’ cheese or grilled cheese that they don’t have to make themselves, but I submit that none of those reasons include maximizing the amount they leave for a tip, and that is true whether they order…

Who else read “Dong?”

I had a friend in undergrad who never seemed to feel the cold. He wore a t-shirt in 50 degree weather. He’d break out a windbreaker if it went down to the 30s. Meanwhile, I’ve gloves, a hat, and a scarf when it drops below 70.

And a fair number of POS (point of service machines, ie, cash registers) are hard coded with menu items and prices, so they aren’t flexible enough to handle special pricing.

His managerial skills SUCKED, according to our server, and the other servers who were older, but because he was good at kissing the asses of certain folks in ownership, he was—of course—management material.

How do you feel about adults who order appetizers as meals?

Well, a basic grilled cheese, which some of us who are approaching 50 actually like, should cost less than a burger, anyway.

It’s refreshing to see a white man criticized for grunting.

Oh, in that case, I guess there weren’t dangerous temperatures after all. You should call whoever spread that rumor and let them know.

Wait, don’t you mean the other way around? Bc gas engines are easier to start in the cold than diesel.

Cuter accents, too.

I could see calling a funnel web either thick or big. They do involve a lot of silk.

Cops generally recommend that bystanders NOT intervene so they themselves don’t get dragged into the altercation—which is basically what happened to these two women. There are ways to verbally defuse a situation, but they won’t always work. The best bet is consider whether involving cops will help or hurt, and if it…

Is she still saying that once you are naked, you can’t change your mind about sex?

If you could hear what you sound like to a slightly older person right now ... Like most millenials, you only know what’s going on with your own peer group and don’t bother taking those blinders off to find out what was going on the world before you entered it. Dr. Ruth isn’t a sex therapist for teenagers. Dr. Ruth is…

99 cent only chain. The wine is not 99 cents, though. It’s $4-5.

Randomly? This is dangerous cold, son. This is get-frostbite-on-any-exposed-skin-in-just-a-few-minutes cold, you know, like the few minutes going from between the house and car/bus stop (remembering that cars take some time to warm up and there’s typically a wait for a bus) and then again between transportation and…

I feel so sorry for people who are not autistic. This type of systemizing is instinctive to us.

I was a chocolate wine skeptic, but I tried something I found at the dollar store. It was FANTASTIC. It was not too sweet—just sweet enough to balance the acidity of the wine to match it with the chocolate. OMG. I’m a convert.

Chocolate wine is DELICIOUS. I was skeptical, but I tried it, a dollar store brand, no less, and the one I tried ROCKED.