I live in Arizona. Butter goes in the fridge.

I’m guessing they are mostly men and have wives who handle the kids.

Fishman has nice legs, yo.

My exes are exes for a reason, and a large part of those reasons was the sex.

Dude. Exercise is consistent with fatness. Fitness is consistent with fatness. Skinny people who don’t exercise will die early. Are you bad at cause and effect or something?

Maybe she went to formal gathering wearing her headscarf.

Yeah, but women are sooooo lucky bc we can get out of traffic tickets.

Damn, that’s gorgeous!

The Splendid Table covered red velvet cake this weekend. In short, velvet cakes are a Victorian invention. The “velvet” refers to the texture, which was quite different from the typical, coaser cake texture at the time, and the “red” came from the un-processed, ie, not dutched, cocoa powder that was available then.

Before clicking through to the actual article, I kept waiting for a baby to pop up from the pot of chili. Even after several loops, I was looking for a baby. No, I don’t watch The Office, why do you ask?

Bailey’s and Sprite

Your bartender sucks bc Jameson’s is not bourbon.

nvm. just noticed the date on this.

That doesn’t help since the salt is on the inside and the bacteria are on the outside.

Karlie Kloss is teaching code, and I can’t find a job.

I’d like to invite everyone to join me in a round of My Ding-a-ling.

Everything not forbidden is compulsory.

Women can use the men’s room but men cannot use the women’s room BECAUSE AFTER YEARS OF UNFAIRLY LONG LINES DUE TO STUPID BATHROOM AND CLOTHING DESIGN, IT TIME FOR SOME UNFAIRNESS IN OUR FAVOR.

You’ve been Poe’d

if Republicans stopped being so racist against Latinos, they would get the majority of the Latino vote