so basically if you get off your ass and pay a few affordable bucks, you too can have health care in our cruel capitalist economy

Thaaaat guy is looking very military and now does NOT want his First Sergeant to know he’s pressing charges against Mike Tyson.

“Or perhaps - I’m speculating here - was informed by a course at a major university taught by a professor who never ran a business, so really never participated in a capitalist economy.”

“If someone starts shit, you must acquit.”

7 recessions since the 1970s.

Guy gets to dine out for life on “Mike Tyson beat me up and I lived to tell the tale”

Taunting Mike Tyson reminds me of the time I was poking a skunk with a stick to get it out from under a building at our farm

I will never not laugh at this dude’s expression:

“Well sir, you can press charges, but if you do you’ll stop being the ‘unidentified man’ who everyone thinks was insane to pick on Mike Tyson.”

“Well, live and let live as I always say!”

Or a body bag.

“Everybody has a plan until they get punched in the face” Mike Tyson

Imagine picking a fight with Mike Tyson - and not being taken away in ambulance. Insane and lucky. 

“Our decision is that if some dumb dick starts shit with Mike Fucking Tyson then they get what they got coming to them. Case closed.”

They’ll be used to sell vending machines. RIP Mitch Hedberg.

Just sold one of my cars off to them, last week. I got paid the cash portion, but still waiting on my loan to get paid off. Going to really suck if my payment fell through the cracks because 2500 employees were chopped.

EQS begins at $100K plus. Building them as fast as they can and sold out. Unfortunately I’m not on the list of reservations.

yep, at some point a grocery store chain will require new locations to have a charger at every spot in the parking lot and it will be the tipping point of “oh yeah this costs us next to nothing to operate and allows us passive income” at which point suddenly everyone will be requiring their stores to do the same…

That would make sense if this wasn’t the case for any EV out there.

I saw an EQS for the first time in the wild the other day. Pretty sharp-looking car, and definitely a little better than how it looks in the pictures. 

I’m gonna slap a big asterisk on that Mercedes claim, because of course you can say “we can’t build them fast enough”, when supply chain and work force woes mean your max production capacity is like one a week.