“Name, sailor.”

Late Summer: the Rise of Fall.

I want to see Nope as much as the next guy, but I could really use a break from that trailer before every single theatrical release I’ve seen for the past few months.

New Movie: the Fall of Rise 

Understandable, he’s not the Gary Youngman he used to be

Two different billionaires decided to build Dinosaur Zoo on an island with an active fucking volcano!  They make great decisions. 

I just want to see film about how they convince investors to put their money into this theme park over and over.

“My name is Sue!  How do you do?!?”  

Goose named his kid Brad Bradford? Maybe son sabotaged his ejection seat as payback for giving him that name.

Just a small request then we’ll all move on. Can we not have a movie title where someone “rises” ever again? Thanks so much. Have a nice day.

Is anyone actually anticipating the release of the new Jurassic World movie?  I mean it is going to make tons of money but... I treat the series like a worse version of Terminator or Aliens.  Sure I liked the start but now I wait until someone tells me it is good before I invest my money/time. 

“Plus I would totally watch the story of a kind of tired, run down middle aged Spidey just trying to do good after all these years.”

I for one can’t wait for the movie about the janitor that worked at the lab with the radioactive spider.

you’re both wrong kraven is still coming somewhere in between, too.

No, they’re following Morbius with Madame Web, another character no one cares about. THEN a film about a character who appeared in a Spider-Man comic once.

So this is Sony still just scared to put a live action dark skinned person in the Spider-man mask huh?

They’re seriously following up Morbius with a film about a character who appeared in a Spider-Man comic once?

El Muerto isn’t a well-known hero within the Marvel universe, but then again, it’s not like Morbius was widely known, either.

Doing Sony’s job of yelling “MARVEL!” as loudly as possible and hoping that means instant success.

You made it seem for a moment like a proper MCU movie had just been announced, rather than just one of Sony’s Spider-adjacent flicks. Could've made that a bit clearer.