Yeah, your choices are:

“The Second Most Popular Electric Truck On The Market”

Deregulation! Get the government off business’ backs and into women’s uteruses! MAGA!

Maybe someone collects some facts on the cause before we talk about killing people as punishment? 

We’re gonna need a lot less government oversight and regulations to keep this from happening again, again!

To be fair, Galveston is fun. Just the water is gross. Go down the coast to Port Aransas and south, and it’s beautiful.

Luckily with the leak occurring in Galveston Bay, the spilled oil improved the overall water quality.

$55 billion in a move that would see him become one of the best-paid executives across the auto industry.

Elmo is possibly the biggest baby in the world. Anticipating he won’t get his $55 billion payday, he’s decided to throw his toys out of the pram and throw a tantrum (firing essential staff, killing future product, focusing on shiny unproven AI at the expense of updating current product).

I don’t have any shares either. What I do have is popcorn in the microwave.

Elmo using advert budget to line his pockets with buku bucks that he doesn’t deserve is the metaphorical equivalent to burning down the furniture in a house to heat it.

A billionaire demanding a $55 billion bonus after firing tens of thousands of workers as his company crashes and burns is the probably most American thing I’ve ever read. Someone needs to write a poem about this, put it to music, and it should become our new National Anthem.

I don’t own any shares in the company personally, nor by proxy as far as I know, and I certainly don’t own an electric vehicle, let alone a Tesla, but all of these moves seem like a desperation ploy by Elon to cash out *right fucking now*. Like, everything is about to fall off a cliff in the most financially…

Between this guy and that crazy Whitehouse doctor (now US Rep R-TX), my opinion of Navy doctors keeps dropping.

Before we get to whether anyone should be impressed by this, we should be asking whether any of this is true and why any of it matters. He wants his reputation restored but he doesn’t want to take accountability for what he did, so he’s hiding behind something completely irrelevant that he says he did. Life doesn’t…

“I served 31 years, I was an Army doctor, I trained as a Navy flight surgeon, I served with the 7th Special Forces Group, I served with the 160th. I served six tours.”

He says he’s a doctor but I don’t see any markings, white coat or stethoscope so I think it’s only fair for someone to pull a gun on him, force him to the ground, make him show his medical board credentials and his med school degree for good measure because everyone knows what’s going on in the US with people…

So complex, only a German engineer could’ve conceived it.

That’s big, but I won’t be truly impressed unless it’s mounted transversely a la Cizeta V16T.

For our friends in the civilized world, 39.3(7) inches = 1 meter