Dear god I forgot how bad that 1st gen Sante Fe looks. Woof.

a cheap way to get an awesome ride for pennies

I think it’s a difference of subjective and objective. Calling something the “best” is subjective and is generally allowed in US advertising, we see it all the time.

It’s like mechanics that drive shitboxes, or chefs who eat crap takeout.

they’ve grown on me over the last nine months

Way to bury the lede that Quiznos is still around. I always liked the one that used to be near my college but I legitimately thought they were done, haven’t seen one in over a decade.

I’m surprised (in a good way) that the BRZ is still around. I can’t really be arsed to look up sales numbers, but I didn’t think a 2+2 coupe would still be worth producing for so long. Even though every comment I see complains about them not offering an actual performance version, it clearly does well enough to keep…

I’ve seen theories that they’re gay but I just don’t fully buy it. They seem more like Really Good Friends to me.

No one has said that every retro video game collector is laundering. But I do suggest you watch the following before writing off the entire concept

Shocker of shockers lol.

Land Rover already makes that and calls it the Defender. Somehow has a worse rear than the Hyundai.

I think we’ll get at least 2 after his death.

“Guess who’s eating solid food this month!”

be more like Brad.

You mean you need more advertising than that?? I’m sold!

Memes be weird for sure. Most have a shelf life of a few days, weeks if they’re lucky. Some just strike the right chord, and I think part of it (other than the “cute girl swaying her hips” part) is just how easy the dance is. Really helps the spread when just about anyone can do it.

I see those freakin’ plate covers all the time in Florida and I just don’t understand it. They seem like a super easy ticket to write for obscuring your license plate, guaranteed revenue. I got one of those tickets on my bike for having a tiny college parking sticker in the corner that wasn’t covering anything on the…

It’s not the money

And you speak the truth in that last sentence on both counts.

Lots of words for “I didn’t RTFA”.